For humanity’s sake bring an end to the Gaza genocide

Jamaican-born dub poet Linton Kwesi Johnson was the first person, in the late 1970s, to make me completely aware as a young undergraduate that Margaret Thatcher’s England was “a bitch”… but there’s still “no escaping it”, Rishi Sunak’s England is an even bigger bitch. How can any decent human being not condemn Jerusalem’s genocidal assault…

Gaza, the news that’s unsuitable to print

A crowd of 53,271 turned up at Cardiff’s Principality Stadium yesterday afternoon for a meaningless rugby match between Wales and the Barbarians that provided a winning send-off for retiring full-back Leigh Halfpenny as Wales romped to a 49-26 win. I say meaningless… but the fixture did commemorate 50 years since the epic match between the…

President fitted for turnip-replacement operation

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has today announced that the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland, has fitted US President Joe “Say It Ain’t So” Biden for a brain transplant. Doctors at the Bethesda Naval Hospital received news last week that a suitable brain had been located at the Al-Ahli Baptist…

Elon Musk

Why Twitter rebranding has fuelled talk of the beast

Just like the “weigh-in” histrionics that traditionally hype up boxing showdowns, there’s nothing quite like a bout between two “technotwats” to get tongues wagging in the world of social media. Certainly much curiosity was generated when Elon Musk snapped up Twitter in 2022… the big question being whether he’d also target Instagram, acquired by Facebook…